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Bless Me, Sam, For I Have Sinned—And I Want More 💋

  • Writer: Elle | Queen of Smut 💋
    Elle | Queen of Smut 💋
  • Mar 19
  • 2 min read

Bless Me, For I Have Sinned... I’m Still Clutching My Rosary and My Thighs. 😈📿💋



DEAR SINNERS of the Library of Sin,


This isn’t just a review—it’s a full-blown holy eulogy for my soul. Because Samantha Barrett didn’t just write a novella—she penned a gospel of filth and desire that ripped my morals to shreds, shattered my celibacy, and left me feral in a confessional booth I’m never crawling out of. 😈📿🔥


DIRTY PRIEST is not just a book. It’s a seductive sermon, a karmic spanking, a sin-soaked fever dream delivered by masked men, a wicked priest, and a stepbrother kink that turned my bones to ash.







💋 DEDICATION: Samantha warned us… "Get on your knees and start praying for forgiveness. I’ll make a sinner out of you by the end of this book."



NEWSFLASH: I was already a sinner. Now, I’m just feral and spiritually wrecked.



🔥 Let’s talk about the unholy quartet…


🖤 Hudson – Hot as sin, shaggy brown hair, green eyes that could melt an ice throne, and a voice that made me clench in places I didn’t know could clench. He’s the stepbrother your mother never knew she needed to warn you about, and he makes breaking taboos feel like a divine act. Obsessive. Possessive. And sinfully irresistible. 😈💋


🖤 Kye – Gym junkie body, cropped black hair, brown eyes that drag you under like quicksand. He’s the kind of man that doesn’t just ruin you—he rebuilds you with bruises and whispered threats.




Blindfolded person with a collar, text in bold pink reads "Get on your knees...end of this book." Dark background, intense mood.




🖤 Van – Tattooed alpha menace. Full sleeves. Ocean blue eyes that shine like holy water laced with poison. Black hair begging to be pulled. He doesn’t ask. He commands. And I let him.


🖤 Peyton – She pretends to be a wallflower, blending into the background with innocent smiles and soft stares. But behind that demure facade? She’s harboring the filthiest fantasies, dark dreams soaked in dominance and kink. 👀💋🔥



📖 The Plot? A small-town fundraiser turns into a reverse harem ritual of temptation. Stepbrother tension, masked men stalking through the dark, and a priest who makes your thighs tremble. There’s no escape. And you won’t want one.



⚰️ Favorite Quotes That Destroyed Me:


"I never thought I’d be lucky enough for one man to want me… turns out I was meant for three."

"We are sinners. In our home, all Sinners are Welcome."

"I’ve sinned enough in my life. If I sin again, it’ll be for a sure thing."



💀 That Ending? Unholy. I didn’t walk away from this book—I crawled out, gasping, wrecked, and spiritually dehydrated. Samantha Barrett deserves a trigger warning for emotional combustion. My Kindle barely survived.




Three hooded figures with skull masks in a dimly lit setting. Text: "I never thought I’d be lucky enough for one man to want me... turns out, I was meant for three." Mood: eerie.



Final Thoughts from Your Queen of Smut:


If you want a novella that reads like a dirty prayer, laced with obsession, domination, chase kink, priest kink, and jaw-dropping spice—you need DIRTY PRIEST.



This isn’t just a story. It’s a holy descent into bookish depravity.



🔥 Rating:


⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ — Filth-Blessed Perfection

🌶️ Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ 🌶️— Confession booth required

💔 Pain Level: 💔💔 — Emotional bruises with aftershocks

💀 Unhinged Quotient: 💀💀💀💀💀 — I need a prayer and a cigarette



Bless Me, For I Have Sinned...



🖤 Coming Next:




Black book cover preview with text: "Cover Coming Soon... dirty daddy," "sinners welcome," and "International Bestselling Author Samantha Barrett."



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